May 2013
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i had a dream that i met jay carney on the metro
thistimeagain said: I love Jason Bateman and get made fun of
don’t let the haterz bring you down, he’s a grade a babe
pretty solidly in love with jason bateman
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gentlemanbones:
zeldasboyfriend:
me flirting
You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man
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goforthandagitate:
its not a real day until i spill coffee on my white shirt
“You will be stupid. You will worry your parents. You will question your own...”
– Ira Glass (via erraticintrovert)
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“Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are ‘It might have been.’”
– Kurt Vonnegut, Cat’s Cradle (via mynameiscollins)
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worldfamousprofessor:
if we’re ever sitting together like on a couch or something please don’t touch me with your bare feet and if you do i’ll squirm away and maybe even ask you to stop and you’ll think it’s funny so you’ll do it again but just know that i will hate you for it for the rest of our lives
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“I do not feel any less of a woman. I feel empowered that I made a strong choice...”
– Angelina Jolie goes public about her double mastectomy, explaining how women’s health issues don’t affect womanhood. Read it. (via think-progress)
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